Big Busted Women
-can get a taxi on the worst days
-have a neat place to carry spare change
-have always been the center of the arts (art)
-make jogging a spectator sport
-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them
-know where to look first for lost earrings
-rarely lack for a slow dance partner
Busted Women
-don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
-always look younger
-can always see their toes and shoes
-can sleep on their stomachs
-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirt
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