A month long experience with odd fellows!! ;) hehe helps me put up these!!
Quite a revelation!! huh!!
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Flowers fix everything.
Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
Monday night: Football.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
No other men live in your universe.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
Old friends don't give you guff if you've lost or gained weight.
One mood: all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Same work.... more pay.
The garage is all yours.
Three pair of shoes is more than enough.
The world is your urinal.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.You don't have to clean your room.
You get to jump up and slap stuff.
You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
You can be president.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
You can write your name in the sand.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
You understand why Stripes is funny.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You never have to clean the toilet.
You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
You can open all your own jars.
You can kill your own food.
You know stuff about tanks.
Your butt is never a factor in a job interview.
Your last name stays put.
Your underwear is Rs.10 for a three.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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If you are a male reader feel free to share!!
In case of female ...well you think of male chauvinism!!
am too thinking of some more....>
