Reasons why it’s Great to be a guy!!!

A month long experience with odd fellows!! ;) hehe helps me put up these!!
Quite a revelation!! huh!!




A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Chocolate is just another snack.

Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

Flowers fix everything.

Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.

Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

If you're 34 and single nobody notices.

Movie nudity is virtually always female.

Monday night: Football.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

No other men live in your universe.

Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.

Old friends don't give you guff if you've lost or gained weight.

One mood: all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Same work.... more pay.

The garage is all yours.

Three pair of shoes is more than enough.

The world is your urinal.

You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

You don't have to clean your room.

You get to jump up and slap stuff.

You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

You can be president.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

You can write your name in the sand.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.

You understand why Stripes is funny.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

You never have to clean the toilet.

You can leave a hotel bed unmade.

You can open all your own jars.

You can kill your own food.

You know stuff about tanks.

Your butt is never a factor in a job interview.

Your last name stays put.

Your underwear is Rs.10 for a three.

You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.

You don't mooch off others' desserts.

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.





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If you are a male reader feel free to share!!
In case of female ...well you think of male chauvinism!!

am too thinking of some more....>

May in Chennai!!!

Fortunately am not going to spend the rest of this May in Chennai (I hope so while typing this!)

It was 1st of May and i started packing my clothes and other stuffs from my room in Loyola College Hostel, Chennai. This room Numbering 653, from Block 19 (UG seniors block 7 is the new name they had given since then) had served my body for a year. A pure seniors block as all of us are III yr guys only and no other block is like that.

I was sitting on my block balcony at the end of the corridor watching the local trains passed by. It was quite warm and my body began sweating. I started pacing to and fro in the hallway deciding what to do next. Ya!! the most tempting thing to do this time is to have good splashing with cool water and indeed I make a prompt decision. Took my kits and went down to bathroom.

It was almost empty with two three guys having showers and the bathroom door was left wide open unlike college days. College days are over for me and hostel is almost empty with all the guys leaving for home for their vacation. Few guys are still here, some of us reasons for travelling tickets and as such. Our hostel which had lodged a thousands of students and now a its a quiet one with a handful of students occupying the big mark.

Bathroom!

I open the tap a its full speed and started sitting underneath. It's a great feeling I have there. I left the bathroom door open and started looking outside the sun scorching heat. Truly a climate often called hot, hotter and hottest! There was stillness in the atmosphere and not even breeze.

A spooky friend came by and took a short glance at me...He knew i was doing well with the water and knew that this was a kind of my adaptation to the Chennai weather!

Top TEN things I knew about women!

Ok!

some of my close collegues are doing psychological research on women and ask me some ideas as if i have known anything about the and i had asked them to check my blog.

Here are the top TEN things that i know very clearly about the females.

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that's all....

Creative Letter!

Creative leave letter


To,
Pumama
The Chief of Staff,
Creative College,
Chennai-653B19

Sub: To be or not to be in class has always been a question.

Respected Angel of Approval,

On normal days our classes begin at 24 degree Celsius by 8:15 am. I remember not when was the last time I had a holiday. Never had one except on Sundays and when the calendar declared with those red bold numbers, But I admit to have enjoyed the privilege of maximum free hours, every week when a professor went on a holiday. Their reasons were common, but motive different. Only God knew!!!

In our college, staff and students are one family then why the difference? I deserve what my parents enjoy very often. They earn, we learn. They impart knowledge, we grasp it. They make their presence felt, we attend ourselves on them. Would there be any better reason to request for a holiday what would only cost me 20 classes, 40 pages of notes and little scolding.

I opt for a holiday because fifteen years of education never allowed me to look beyond 16cm pens, 30cm papers and 20 cm notebooks. I believe in true spirit these 96 hours of fun and frolic (inclusive of peace, joy and refreshment) to the body, mind and soul that has been working too long would revive my energy to satisfy the needs and wants of the department and college. Even more I can share my happiness with all of you.

Irritation, stupefaction and sleepless nights will engulf my physique if the answer comes with a big ‘NO’. Have pity on me!!!!!!!!


A Lost Soul,
Desparado
through the creative master,
Dominic Veigas



Comments: I still say "NO" to him!!
This is one among the best application i've seen..

Note: copyright protected.

The Stage

The Loyola English Theatre Club had their annual play production. It was a big day and (a theatre festival) in which four plays are staged. Students interested in theatre thronged YD hall to have a glimpse of the LETC people performing. More than 80% of the staffs from the Department of English, Loyola College had attended the shows. The show started from 12pm to 1:30pm and it was indeed a big day for the Theatre Club.

Of the four plays two (The Seekers and The Untitled) were selected to be presented to the National Level seminar on Innovative Trends in General English Curicullum conducted the following days(15th and 16th) and was restaged sucessfully.

Here are some few scenes from the day programme:

The Seekers: Stitchit, the tailor

Pallbearers (not bbearers) from The Seekers

The seekers

The Flaw: Detective Sadhu was a good one!

The Flaw

The Untitled (S.M.D)

Diamond is really a big problem for them!

The case of the stolen Diamonds

The Case of The Stolen Diamonds team!

Prof. Joy

back benchers!

front seaters

Chinna was the cameraman and Tina was the big audience!!

Some interesting facts happening with the festivals!

One player (actor), a third year lad from "the seekers" had for the first time borrowed book from the library!! Guess who?

It was the first time that Ferrin ever had acted on a stage!

Anthony Davis had avoided saying a sentence 'gentle flow of the river'

No students in this world would ever had written what Kevin wrote in the dept. staff notice board!!

More tour pictures!

David Wesley(Dept. secy) and Sri Kanth Reddy (Class CR).

touch in single lines!

this is in conoor

who is this?!!

cool lads with prof. in front of the tea factory in Ooty

Magimai Anthony with Kishore P.I.M.E

scaling the highest on foot

Lake is in front of the cameraman

the thala and associates!! tren..tren!!..

legs are at ease!!

Group photos at Conoor Park!

Ok here are some for those who are eager in seeing our tour pics!

identification by their quote!

Sri Kanth Reddy
"What I am trying to say...."

David Wesley
"Ok guys...listen"

Magimai Anthony Roy
"Pay 500 rupees..Please da"

'Was Unprepared for this"

Frankly I confessed that I am not a good speaker neither a good writer nor a good host
but i really was shocked everytime when people says that they were unprepared for a speech that they are about to deliver..

The worse is that when they are given time and topic and yet they still can say that they are unprepared!!

Let them deliver theirs with whatever other than apologetic right from the start!
Why are they scared!! Who is to scared and who is scary from the audience?!!
Is there anyone out there scary!!

The Hunky-Dories class trip!!

click on the image to make it large.
Doo....betta!! the highest peak in Tamil Nadu!

Money for the tour!!

The biggest and the smallest in class!...They are the bosses of Student's Common Room

Queen's Residence in the Fern Hill..where we stayed strayed!

Botanical Garden

We stop a minute for this shot!

Near the champion point!(hehe)/whilst our trekking

Dolphin Point with Prof. Britto

Off-shot from a bus

Botanical Garden

Me, Vasu & Sekar

Down the Pykara Falls

Pykara Falls

Campfire

We, the final year B.A. English Literature (2004-2007 batch) students of Loyola College had our educational tour to Ooty, a famous hill station in Tamil Nadu. Having a five (15/02/07-20/02/07) days adventures in exploring the beauty of nature it had been a wonderful experience for us all.

Top 5 songs during the trip!

1. We are the Champion
2. We will rock you
3. Dailamo (tamil)
4. Who let the dogs out
5. Old Mac Donald

Some mutterings!;

"It was a fantastic tour, I really enjoyed a lot"
Anthony Davis

"We should have done it from the first year itself"
Tenzin Dhonden

"You guys are friendly and this tour was among the best I've seen"
Mano (our tour guide/professional guide)

"A gentleman party I've seen and this is one among that"
An employee in the Queen's Residency

"In Loyola College I've seen three kinds of students:
i) Day-scholars
ii) Hostellers and
iii) Francis.
Kishore (in his thanksgiving speech)

"I would like to thank our professor for not enquiring me why i regularly had bunked his classes and from now on that kind will happen less"
Sam (right after the party while the kick still remains!!)

"I accompanied students in their tour around 16 times (since 1986), this was the best and the most memorable in my life"
Prof. A.Britto

"I was standing there....and then this girl came and i don't know why!!..blah..blah....pah! another one year of sleepless nights"
Ferrin (our roommate in his confession!!)

"I am the Champion"
Francis (me! coz was the champion bull rider!, scored highest touchdowns, and a bluffmaster:))

Terrorism-A way of Life!!!

Believe me..Terrorism is a way of life these days! It is a force for balance in a social set up. It will prevail as long as there is the concept of good and evil.
Modern society cannot reach the dream of Utopia.

Fantastic Quote
"Forgiving terrorist is left to God but fixing appointment with God is our responsibility" Indian Army!!

In one of my presentation on English through Contemporary Ideas paper I outlined that,
"All freedom fighter says they are not terrorist and all Terrorist says that they are freedom fighters. So what is the difference in here?"

What I can say from my viewpoint is that most of the menfolks who goes this way are the ones that lack freedom and also are the ones who are not that good speakers and politicians rather they are ones who are failed orator. As a remedy they goes the arms way as it is the only reason where they can voice or shouts their views being a failed orator mostly and they had the ideals expressed in such a kind! Everyone wants to express oneself but everyone does not have a chance. So expression does not paved way for everyones! We can say that "There are people who are born privilege and there are people who are victims of circumstances!"

A remedy where the penniless had the buds for enjoyment in their life with these three factors or elements Girls, Guns and Glory. They too had ideals which they expressed in an unlawful entertainment, killing unlawfully! (others killed lawfully) People who can killed each other lawfully or unlawful are same people as they kills and kills.

Places where there are there are law that kills people are the places where terrorist strikes! cite some examples for yourselves!


Militancy Vs Terrorism.
It is different. Militancy is of a lower level as compared to Terrorism which is of a worldwide.
militant is a fighter, an opposer, objector
a terrorist is
a person, usually a member of a group, who uses or advocates terrorism.
a person who terrorizes or frightens others.

United North-East–a troubled question

I still remembered when one of our famous professor comment on the reality of the segregation of the North Restern States from the mainstream India. It is a true fact if one start comparing the North Eastern states and the rest of the Indian states.

A troubled region steered by regional interest. It had captured hundred of headlines but does the central government paid any heed to it? Does the Indian statesmen have their attention to these troubled regions? Does the policy framers have their minds for the regions? Do politician's talk of the region? Is the segregation real? Is it that the central government allows the present scenarios happening? What is the central approach to the problem? Can there be any solutions?

Why does the North Easterners themselves not united? Is everyone aware if the North Eastern states if stand united can be the most resourceful states? Why is there an elements of separatism? Why are the people thinking diffrent? Are the North Easterner facing any problems with their fellow Indians?

Why is China claiming Arunachal? Why did Mizos fight for Independence? Why did the Nagas?
Why did the Indian Air Force bomb Aizawl(Mizoram)? Why are there so many militants group in manipur? What is the Khasi interest not meted out? Why is the ULFA so popular? Why is the BNLF in Tripura surrendering in Mizoram? Why is th ArmForces Power Act gained such an outcry against it in the North East? Is is so often misused?

The North Eastern Council...
Is this a cheat? Why is this council performing below expectation? Do the North Eastern people trust this council? What is the lifeline of this council? What work does this council have? What is this council manage on their own without much relying on the centre? Does the council works on bringing together the north easterners? Why such a big chunks of money is involved in this council? Does the center bombards the council with money?

If I can get an answer to these question will I fight to make changes?

Within reason to be obliged

All are sub-editors!!

I am very much grateful in posting these gentlemen pictures in my blog!

Even though intending to update my blog irregularly, with due respect to all those who once had checked in! Will be back when my ideals are scanned!!

Commandos....

From top -left: Green Beret, Driver, Sapper, Sniper, Pilot, Diver, Spy.

It was a very fresh morning with the bright sun. My men are landing safe and we got a quick line-ups and checks and then the next seconds all of us are inside a farm house by a river. On the other side of the river there was a German Oil depot, we had to destroy this highly secured depot as it was a main feed for the German army movement. My team consisting of a Green Beret, a Sapper, Sniper, Driver and a Marine. We got no Spy and so we got to act wild with our guns. In our side of the river we had a small column of German Army patrols. Carefully locking the door behind us we approach them but unfortunately i led the Sapper hurl his grenade to the wrong direction. The German patrol who are so sensitive soon find us out and getting all of us killed in action. This was the end of Mission 2

As a real-time strategy games (depending on the WW II), To me this game Commandos is one of the best around. True, it is more puzzle based than most people would like, but there is a strong satisfaction in accomplishing each of the 20 missions. What adds to the appeal of this product are the graphics. Each mission area is beautifully detailed and line of sight is accurately modeled. Recalling the mission by the Beret and the Spy in a icy cold mountain, I was totally amazed that finding that I shivered under a Chennai hot summer.

Too many clickings for a particular items needed for this game and that is why others soon quit even before reaching upto 3rd mission out of the 20th mission. This finally left two of us racing till the last mission. Operation Valhalla!

I had been trying hard to win as i knew my competitor was a good gamer. And so with that race I installed the game in friends system to whichever i was frequent and had stored the game password in my mobile. This help me real fast from wasting time(!) and will soon acquire another password for the next mission!But even with that it went on for weeks as we both are not full timers to the game and we had completed mission by mission up till the 9th mission.Eventually we got holidays and again we both stick to it. My competitor who was laggin behind me with one mission in between us had now developed new styles of saving the game and was soon ahead of me by two. I followed hi suit and finally catch up with him again.It was in the last mission which i've completed first within a non-stopping 48hrs of playing (2days and 2nights). My competitor was in his 18th mission while i finished up the whole game...whoa!!

I was damn tired and had got a good rest in an armchair and in here not to mention the other things that happened to my face while i was sleeping peacefully!!;)

Aftermath:

I can't refrain myself from laughing/cracking when Divya imitating the Driver's voice. It seems so real for a female.

Calling her "Divya...Divya..'' promptly she'll reply saying.."Sir, Yes sir...I'll be right over there!!"

we all had a tummy blast when she'll concluded with the Hmmn Hmmn sound by the Green Beret

Another fella Richard ( a distinction class academician) who likes to watch me playing had the best oral copy of the lines by the Green Beret..the "consider it done''

(he adopt that phrase and thing are going easy...for instance, asking for him a treat..its always a consider it done one..Thank you Mr. Green Beret!!)

Jims system was the most victimised one for this game as not much application is loaded in that and besides gives the best sound effect!!

how do I post?..

for all those who might be eager to post in my lil' blog..

you got three (3) options to click to post.

i) posting using your blog which is the first option for postings,

ii) posting category 'other' by using your name and e-mail id

( this i prefer the most, to be frank and true!)

iii) and the last one is annonymous posting.


Thank you and have a good and a happy posting..:)

Jokes...(as requested)..

Lawyer at the Pearly Gates

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked,

"What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly,

"That would be the Titanic."

St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder,

"How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered,

"About 1,500."

"That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then turned to the lawyer.

"Name them."

Cynical Meanings

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Happiness

Happiness is waking up in the morning and finding a picture of your boss on the side of a milk carton

Darn Crazy Kids

A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly across from an old man.The young punk has spiked green, purple and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His entire face and body are covered with piercings and his earrings are big, bright red, yellow and green feathers. The old man stares at the young punk as the bus travels across the city.

Finally, the punk looks across at the old man, and yells,

"What are you looking at, old man! Didn't you do anything wild when you were young?"

Without missing a beat, the old man replies,

"Yeah. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot... I thought you might be my son."

Fish Eye Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?A: A "FSHhh"

Yo mama so ugly... Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind people.

What a stupid mama! Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Fridays in Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.

Devil: Why are you so sad?

Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell.

Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.

Guy: Gee, that sounds great.

Devil: You a smoker?Guy: You better believe it.

Devil: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin' lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay -- you're already dead.

Guy: Golly!

Devil: I bet you like to gamble, too.

Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. You like to do drugs?

Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...?

Devil: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of the Titanic. You can do all the drugs you want, and you'll never die -- you're already dead.

Guy: Neat! I never realized hell was such a happenin' place!

Devil: You gay?

Guy: No.

Devil: Oh, you're gonna hate Fridays.

"Knock, Knock">"Who's There?" ''Ach.'' ''Ach Who?'' ''Bless You!''

A Father's Last Request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said,

"Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away.

The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

No Returns

I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

Why this name?!!....pumama?..

wih dedication to dear little ones who are so close...

otherwise also for these ...

pumama..

This is a name that my niece and nephew will call me...

This name is a shield for them in their world...

This name will bring them moments of pause...

This is a name that their parents will make 'em laugh...


piss blogce is nemmedd pumama torrpi patt pumama

(this blog is named pumama 'coz pumama made it!)


Icc patt tiss Enngliss hafe sett commerade to lare,

(i, that have set down english for care of friends..)

icc was paer nicke-nemmedd was pumama bi name peat nemmnedd!

(have named pumama by name which i was petted!)

Alpha...was the beginning..

So boring of this life's so comfortable...or should I say that I'm sick of this life?!
With whom shall I share my feelings that was so blue?!!....

ok here we are..and me being a entertainer lets kick start off with some laughs?!!
these are jokes that I subscribe from the net and they bombed my inbox.
FYI: my sourse was Arcamax.

Cow on the Track

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt.
A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells,

"What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

This joke I remembered while we were returning by bike on our visit to a girl-patient with my cousin-brother. It was a peak hour in the congested Mount Road in Chennai.
I knew very well how hard is it to manage that darn bike, it will shake when making curves. Would have cursed very badly if I'd been a type like that but in that stead was thinking this joke and made merry.