how do I post?..

for all those who might be eager to post in my lil' blog..

you got three (3) options to click to post.

i) posting using your blog which is the first option for postings,

ii) posting category 'other' by using your name and e-mail id

( this i prefer the most, to be frank and true!)

iii) and the last one is annonymous posting.


Thank you and have a good and a happy posting..:)

Jokes...(as requested)..

Lawyer at the Pearly Gates

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked,

"What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly,

"That would be the Titanic."

St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder,

"How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered,

"About 1,500."

"That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then turned to the lawyer.

"Name them."

Cynical Meanings

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Happiness

Happiness is waking up in the morning and finding a picture of your boss on the side of a milk carton

Darn Crazy Kids

A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly across from an old man.The young punk has spiked green, purple and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His entire face and body are covered with piercings and his earrings are big, bright red, yellow and green feathers. The old man stares at the young punk as the bus travels across the city.

Finally, the punk looks across at the old man, and yells,

"What are you looking at, old man! Didn't you do anything wild when you were young?"

Without missing a beat, the old man replies,

"Yeah. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot... I thought you might be my son."

Fish Eye Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?A: A "FSHhh"

Yo mama so ugly... Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind people.

What a stupid mama! Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Fridays in Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.

Devil: Why are you so sad?

Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell.

Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.

Guy: Gee, that sounds great.

Devil: You a smoker?Guy: You better believe it.

Devil: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin' lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay -- you're already dead.

Guy: Golly!

Devil: I bet you like to gamble, too.

Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. You like to do drugs?

Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...?

Devil: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of the Titanic. You can do all the drugs you want, and you'll never die -- you're already dead.

Guy: Neat! I never realized hell was such a happenin' place!

Devil: You gay?

Guy: No.

Devil: Oh, you're gonna hate Fridays.

"Knock, Knock">"Who's There?" ''Ach.'' ''Ach Who?'' ''Bless You!''

A Father's Last Request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said,

"Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away.

The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

No Returns

I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

Why this name?!!....pumama?..

wih dedication to dear little ones who are so close...

otherwise also for these ...

pumama..

This is a name that my niece and nephew will call me...

This name is a shield for them in their world...

This name will bring them moments of pause...

This is a name that their parents will make 'em laugh...


piss blogce is nemmedd pumama torrpi patt pumama

(this blog is named pumama 'coz pumama made it!)


Icc patt tiss Enngliss hafe sett commerade to lare,

(i, that have set down english for care of friends..)

icc was paer nicke-nemmedd was pumama bi name peat nemmnedd!

(have named pumama by name which i was petted!)

Alpha...was the beginning..

So boring of this life's so comfortable...or should I say that I'm sick of this life?!
With whom shall I share my feelings that was so blue?!!....

ok here we are..and me being a entertainer lets kick start off with some laughs?!!
these are jokes that I subscribe from the net and they bombed my inbox.
FYI: my sourse was Arcamax.

Cow on the Track

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt.
A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells,

"What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

This joke I remembered while we were returning by bike on our visit to a girl-patient with my cousin-brother. It was a peak hour in the congested Mount Road in Chennai.
I knew very well how hard is it to manage that darn bike, it will shake when making curves. Would have cursed very badly if I'd been a type like that but in that stead was thinking this joke and made merry.